
- A Doomer’s Guide to Getting Right with the Apocalypse
- Doomer’s Guide Pt 1: Cue The Music
- Doomer’s Guide Pt 2: 2020, or Year 1 of the Collapse
- Doomer’s Guide Pt 3: It All Frays Apart
- Doomer’s Guide Pt 4: PrePox To MidPox
- Doomer’s Guide Pt 5: The Many Uses Of Lamentation
- Doomer’s Guide Pt 6: Doomer Is As Doomer Does
- Doomer’s Guide Pt 7: Battle of the Century (TM): The Doomers VS the Deathcultists Edition
- Doomer’s Guide Pt 8: Battle of the Century (TM): Seeing VS Believing Edition
- Doomer’s Guide Pt 9: Why So Many People Want To Take A Big Poo On The Big Picture
- Doomer’s Guide Pt 10: A Quick Metaphor About Metaphors
- Doomer’s Guide Pt 11: Let Them Cook!
- Doomer’s Guide Pt 12: Some General Outlines Of The Big Picture (Spoiler Alert: It Ain’t Lookin Good For Ya, Pal)
- Doomer’s Guide Pt 13: “Global Warming”… “Climate Change”… Planet Death
- Doomer’s Guide Pt 14: One Last Call to Pack, Then I’m Good…

- In Defense Of Democratic Art
- Why There Are No Doomers In Mexico
- Why Won’t You Debate Me, Bro?: A Brief Foray Into Context And Meaning

The Beautiful & The Doomed
Welcome to The Beautiful & The Doomed, the feature column by Generation Apocalypse Webzine‘s Editor Nathaniel Murphy. This is what I do instead of going to therapy (it’s a joke, but only kinda).
In all seriousness, this column is inspired by my love of the world and the people in it – and the soul-wrenching feeling that humans are not supposed to live like this.
In this brief introduction, I go into more detail about what I want the column to be and what I hope readers get out of it. Over on the right panel, I’ve put links to some of the articles in what I think are some useful groupings. The first is A Doomer’s Guide To The Apocalypse, which I wrote as a way to try to make sense of who I was and who I wanted to be while trying to pull myself out of full nervous breakdown. It gets a bit heavy, but it did what I hoped it would do – and how often does that really happen? That article was the seed that spawned this column and this website – so if nothing else it gave me a direction to move in and an outlet for my love of making pup memes.
Anyway, the cover picture for the Doomer´s Guide will take you to the full article – it’s of the cute little axolotl wearing a headdress with the caption “sigo vivo” (still alive – this lil guy is above my “born to die” tattoo as a response to nineteen year old me’s existential statement to the world). Below that are drop-down menus to individual sections.
Under that I will add other little lists of articles that I think fit together somehow. the first grouping will be the shorter articles I do for context and quick reference, they will be under the picture of my good pal, Context Dog. The next grouping will be the Keywords For The Apocalypse Project – where once again that handsome bastard, Koda, will be your guide into another corner of The Beautiful & The Doomed.
If you want to know all of my Very Serious OpinionsTM then check out the complete list of the Articles published in The Beautiful & The Doomed Column at the bottom of the page. Besides that though, I think I’ll be treating this as my blog page, so I’m gonna also link to the other Projects I’ve shared on other sections of Generation Apocalypse Webzine, all of which are just supposed to be a bit of fun.
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Kid Penicillin:
The Baddest Space Pirate
In The Galaxy
Join Kid Penicillin & The crew of The Slippery Lipid
On Their Adventures Around The Galaxy!
Meet Kid Penicillin: The Baddest Space Pirate In The Galaxy
Kid Penicillin is a character I made up a few years ago when I was just doodling on a quiet afternoon. Full disclosure: I have the drawing skills of a small child who’s never been near a crayon before – but like a lot of people, I still enjoy doing it from time to time as a way to relax and allow myself to be creative with absolutely no pressure to produce anything good or “usable”. Free time stuff, gotta love it.
Anyway, I made a colored pencil drawing of a giant Space Bacteria holding a ray gun in its flagellum with the caption, “Kid Penicillin: The Baddest Space Pirate In The Galaxy”, and I thought it was funny and the character stuck with me and grew over time. So, when I was looking to come up with an example for the Lit Bits Storytelling Project, the Kid was the first thing that popped in my head – and so I figured I should start with an Origin Story and so wrote his to fit the parameters of the Lit Bits Project.
And I gotta say, it was a lot of fun. While the illustrations aren’t like what an actual artist would produce, I think they turned out pretty good, and I actually like the general aesthetic of it and I’m happy with how it turned out overall.
In fact, I think I will do some more when I can squeeze in the time – I already have some of the other crew drawn up in similarly amateurish doodles that I need to do the whole photshop thing to and work some other stories into a Lit Bit format, but little by little I do want to continue with this little Side Quest. Because it’s fun, and a big reason why I put this site together in the first place is to have a place for people to share the stuff they enjoy making – and last I checked, I’m people, so I’m taking myself up on the offer.
As things move along and I can start to move more Projects to the front burner, one of the things I definitely want to do at Generation Apocalypse Webzine is to publish good short stories in the more traditional sense. I feel that there can’t be too many places for that kind of thing in this world, and I definitely want the Webzine to become a member of that ecosystem. But I’m taking my time with that project so that it can be done well, but that requires a serious commitment of time and focus and I just have too many other little tasks on my plate at the moment. Soon though, hopefully.
At the same time, I don’t want to wait for a devoted (and competent) fiction department at the Webzine before publishing some form of storytelling on here. I started the UnQuesting Fire stories, but those (a) needed to be back-burnered until I have a couple weeks where that’s the only project I need to focus on; and (b) it’s basically a solo project and I want a bunch of random projects where various people can share their versions.
So I thought up Lit Bits as the first of these random little projects – which I do hope to get a bunch more going, but not just storytelling projects. This is where I hope to bring in some collaborators on the site soon, so that they can run their own little projects in music, food, fashion, etc, etc.
My thought process is that’s the part of shows like Top Chef or Ink Master that I love – you give creative people a very specific project in the general field that they’re really good at, and then see what amazing things they come up with. Honestly, if this was what Reality TV was – and without all the competition bullshit that has never made one of those shows even slightly better – then imagine how much more watchable tv would actually be, these days.
Anyway, I hope that some folks enjoyed my first attempt with Kid Penicillin & The Escape From The Amoebius Strip, and maybe got an idea for one of their own. If this is you: then make it and submit it – even if you’ve never done something like that before. Have fun making something and then share it with other people who also like that sort of thing! That’s how people are supposed to live. It’s the End Of The World – if we don’t try living like we’re human now, then when?
The Beautiful & The Doomed: Articles By Most Recent Date
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Keywords For The Apocalypse
I’m taking inspiration for this project from one of the great rhetoricians of the twentieth century, Raymond Williams. And If you’re not sure exactly what a rhetorician is…
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You Bet Your Sweet Release I’m A Commoner
You Bet Your Sweet Release I’m A Commoner Full disclosure: this little what-have-you is where I’m gonna lay out my personal political agenda – and don’t worry it’s…
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Doomer’s Guide Pt 14: One Last Call to Pack, Then I’m Good…
There. That’s my last lament, now time for one final call to pack. And don’t worry, it’s still chock full of lament. As if. Overall, I feel that…
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Doomer’s Guide Pt 13: “Global Warming”… “Climate Change”… Planet Death
I think before we try to reorient ourselves, it behooves us to get a better grip on the actual real landscape of the twenty-first century that we all…
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Doomer’s Guide Pt 12: Some General Outlines Of The Big Picture (Spoiler Alert: It Ain’t Lookin Good For Ya, Pal)
Anyway, shall we apply this distinction to “seeing the big picture”? Let’s. A lot of people are good at seeing the big picture of their everyday world –…
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Doomer’s Guide Pt 11: Let Them Cook!
Before we hop back in, let’s continue the q&a portion for just a sec longer. I bet some of you not-quite doomers might be thinking: “Eh, this shit…
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Doomer’s Guide Pt 9: Why So Many People Want To Take A Big Poo On The Big Picture
So, I’m thinking that some further explanation about seeing The Big Picture could be helpful at this point. Either way, you’re gettin it lol.. First off, seeing The…
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Doomer’s Guide Pt 8: Battle of the Century (TM): Seeing VS Believing Edition
battle of the centuryTM Seeing vs Believing Edition as the pox unfolds, there is an epidemic of cognitive dissonance that may just be our greatest obstacle to actually…
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Doomer’s Guide Pt 7: Battle of the Century (TM): The Doomers VS the Deathcultists Edition
battle of the centuryTM The Doomers vs The Deathcultists Edition In the battle for “what comes next”, Not Everyone Who Sees The Big Picture is on the same…
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Doomer’s Guide Pt 6: Doomer Is As Doomer Does
“Alright then, canary, time to start singin.” Fair enough. Okay, I said before that doomerism is an affliction that affects a certain type of person – the problem…
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Doomer’s Guide Pt 5: The Many Uses Of Lamentation
But lamenting who I was before my own personal fracturing (and honestly, I liked who I was. He was a swell guy, a real mensche type. It was…
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Doomer’s Guide Pt 4: PrePox To MidPox
I guess I should answer the question: Who was I before the fraying (both the Big (societal) Fraying sparked off in March, 2020 and my smaller personal fraying…
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Doomer’s Guide Pt 1: Cue The Music
Setting the Scene Cue the music: Right Before My Eyes by Cage the Elephant. Figures 1.1 through 1.whatever-the-fuck show the evolution from a bright-eyed bushy-tailed me at the…
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In Defense Of Democratic Art
Aesthetics & Worldviews Full disclosure: there’s a good chance I’ll end up talking about art and/or aesthetics quite a bit in this column, because it is something I…
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Keywords For The Apocalypse: Poco A Poco (Little By Little)
Little By Little: A Way of Being in the World Literally “little by little” – a simple enough saying, but like everything else…context, context, context. In my experience,…
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Keywords For The Apocalypse: Some (Hopefully Coherent) Thoughts On Authenticity and Integrity
Authenticity & Integrity Okay, so these are two terms that I see thrown around a lot, and honestly the way they are usually used (and even a lot…
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Why There Are No Doomers In Mexico
La Esperanza Mexicana First off, I haven’t done a freakin poll, the title is a rhetorical device to bring your attention to the fact that doomerism (or more…
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Why Won’t You Debate Me, Bro?: A Brief Foray Into Context And Meaning
Context And Meaning: First Context, Always Context… Okay, so I’m gonna try to keep this short, so I can use it to reference back to when the topic…
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A Doomer’s Guide to Getting Right with the Apocalypse
Cue The Music Setting the Scene Cue the music: Right Before My Eyes by Cage the Elephant. Figures 1.1 through 1.whatever-the-fuck show the evolution from a bright-eyed bushy-tailed…
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Column: The Beautiful & The Doomed – The Why’s What’s & Wherefor’s
So there’s a good chance that if you found your way here then you are both beautiful and doomed. In fact, I’m one hundred percent sure about one…
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